Monday 28 March 2011

MONDAY ALREADY?!

Loving that the clocks have now changed and it means that soon it will be light (and warm) enough to sit outside after work with a nice glass of Vino!  Not loving that I forgot to adjust the clock on the heating timer so this morning the house was freezing when I got up for work!!! Not the best way to start Monday!

So the weekend turned out just fine- I actually did not have to worry about what to wear for my night out on Saturday as by chance I found a hot little black dress for the amazing price of £8 in the sale! I like those kind of unexpected finds!  I did realise however (something I'm pretty sure I did already know) that there are a LOT of idiots out there.  I dont know what it is about alcohol but it turns men into prehistoric beings who think that they can still grab you by the hair and drag you back to their cave for some sweet lovin.  Men think that obviously because you dressed up (naturally, just for them) and because you are dancing with your friends and having fun- what you are actually saying is 'Hey look at my plumage and check out my mating dance- come over here because I obviously want to sleep with you'.  It annoys me so much that men grab at you on a night out- I'm sure they would never do that in the street.  I would love to go into a club and grab a guy by the crotch and see how they feel.  Mind you they would propbably think their luck was in.  Note to all pervy men out there- We DONT like having our butts squeezed, having our arms grabbed to make us stop and talk to you, and having filthy gestures or comments made to us.  We much prefer you to just be polite and talk to us, make us laugh or just compliment us.  Don't be the one guy we remember from our night out for all the wrong reasons- the guy who will be added to the list of idiots that reminds us why most of the time WE HATE MEN!

I had a rubbish nights sleep after my night out though- not because I was drunk (this is one of the very few times I drank copious amounts and couldnt even get tipsy!) my boyfriend as fond as I am of him- drove me nuts with his constant fidgeting, talking in his sleep and at one point even punched me in the face.  That is enough to put anyone in a bad mood!!!
 I had that horrible groggy feeling for most of sunday when you really want to sleep but you know you won't be able to, so I ended up making myself busy visiting friends and then going to keep my boyfriend company at the pub he works in because I felt sorry for him having to work on a Sunday when he is usually off. 
I ended up drinking far too much wine, entering a pub quiz and then going home at 11pm! 

I simply cannot do the normal thing of going home and going to bed- I still have to take all my make up off, brush my teeth, fold away my clothes and usually sit around for a while thinking that there is probably something else that needs doing before I can possibly think about going to sleep!  Last night I decided to make a cheese and ham wrap with curry paste and grill it- why oh why I have no idea, I just really fancied it and thought that would be a good combination.  Well the cheese was VERY thickly sliced and I managed to get half the curry paste on the floor in my attempts.  The scary (and slightly sad) thing is, I did all that, ate it and then cleaned everything up including emptying the bin- why oh why I have no idea and I don't actually remember that part, I just know I got up to a sparkly clean kitchen this morning!!!

So far the morning has gone quick but I am sitting at work already thinking how much I wish I was at home cosy in bed!  Hopefully the rest of today will go quickly and home time will be here sooner than I know!  maybe I'll eat my lovely thickly sliced cheese wrap (Oh yes, I also made my packed lunch in my crazy drunken state) or maybe I'll have a little nap at my desk, like my friend Rocky is now doing!!!- Theres only us two at work today so it probably wont matter too much lol!

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